Jim was sick of running the risk of getting stuck in the sand when he drives to the desert. So he bought a Subaru Forester. I had to stop by the dealership on the way home from work so that I could sign my share of the paperwork.

In unrelated news, I have learned how to knit the “waffle” (thermal underwear) stitch. It’s kind of like one-color brioche stitch if you are very bad at following directions and do everything out of order.