1. Bug report: This [short answer, machine-graded] problem should say that you must use calculus to solve it. Repsonse: You could use a ouija board to solve the problem, but then you wouldn’t learn as much calculus.

  2. Cats running as if they were being chased.

  3. When looking for my allergy test results, I found a letter congratulating me for winning a poetry contest. I have no recollection of the poem, but based on the title I know what it must have been about.

  4. Last weekend I decided to run errands in the neighborhood where I lived from 1995-2000.

  5. A student’s subterfuge spiraled out of control, and he killed off his second account. The other students are mourning “her” passing. He still logs into the account. Daily.

  6. Last year around this time my Sunday New York Times delivery became unacceptably unreliable. Most weeks I wouldn’t get my paper at all, and I had to complain. Now we are getting a Sunday NYT delivered by the mailboxes of the building. No one picks it up. It sits by the mailboxes all week.

  7. The spirits reach out to me via my car’s messaging system. TIRE PRESSURE LOW. FILL WASHER FLUID. LOOK BEHIND YOU. BEWARE OF MIRRORS.

  8. Continues to exchange gifts with me in Pokémon Go. Stopped replying to my texts.