Don't Believe Anything I Tell You about Linux

The Linux version of iTunes allows you to create playlists based on SQL queries. (Note that you must use PostgreSQL syntax.)

There is a version of node.js that can make most modern web pages compatible with the Lynx text-based browser by turning all the graphical elements on the page into ASCII art. (Most people don’t know this because they never bother to check to see if the User Agent is Lynx.) Because of the way that you use the arrow keys to navigate through a page, there are some glitches with mouseover events.

If your Linux box has ransomware, try changing the value of ransom in the configuration file. If it doesn’t update in realtime, take note of the process id, and kill the process. The ransomware should relaunch itself with the new value. If that doesn’t work, you might need to recompile.